Мне как-то на почту пришло письмо о том, что какая-то Фанисса хочет со мной познакомиться, и даже вышлет свои фотки, если я напишу ей. Ну чо, нивапрос, подумал я и калякнул, что мне было бы ужасно интересно с ней познакомицца.
И вот сегодня приходит
письмо...Dearest,
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to reply my note. How do you feel this beautiful day? i hope all is well with you. Friendship can not be measured in terms of material value, nor can it be explained through our use of language, it is a thing that is felt deep within the heart, where no words can ever come close to the truth. I want to assure you that color, Race, age, religion, or nationality makes no difference to me. What i see in people are their personality and character.
Meanwhile, I want to use this opportunity to brief you more about myself. My name is Fanissa amaro, 24 years old. I am a citizen of Kenya in East Africa but presently residing here as a Refugee in the Capital City Dakar Senegal in West Africa. I am the only survival Daughter of Late Mr, Raphael amaro. my late Father was a very rich tobacco farmer and Limestone, soda Merchant in our Capital City Nairobi Kenya before his death, my Father was poisoned to death by his business associates on their outing on a business trip and my Mother died when i was a baby. I want you to understand more about my situation here in the camp, I am e-mailing you from the office of the Rev.pastor controlling the church in the refugee camp, I have explained to him a little about my life though not everything and he permitted me to access my email through his office computer.
I am Simple & honest, i care to know more about yourself, family, work, etc. Because I'm in need of a realistic person who will help me to unlock my future and make my dreams come true. So please search your heart and think very well if l can depend or trust you because I'm afraid of someone who will disappoint me after l have trusted him. I have just sent mine picture here as an attachment. Please sent to me also your pictures. My favorite language is English but we speak french here in Senegal.
I am looking forward to hear from you as i wish you a nice day and all the good things that comes with it.
Regards
Fanissa; А в нем
фотке.

Ололо! Они не знают на кого нарвались! Бедные-бедные скамы. Я тоже когда-то давно писала старательно обезличенные слезливо-романтишные письма. И зарабатывала на этом бабло!
Теперь надо тоооооонко. Написать кучу всего такого же пушисто-няшного о том, что никакие преграды, раса, политика, расстояние, возраст и материальное положение не смогут помешать отношениям. Ну и да. В самом конце скажу, что я жэнщын и покажу
сиське морду.

Кстате да, я не знал, шо в Африке дохреналлион гектаров плантаций табака, пока не прочитал и не загуглил
Upd: Я написал ответ! )) читать дальшеDear Fanissa,
i'm so sorry about my late reply, it was a week full of work in my
company. I saw your letter but didn't have any free time to sit and
answer it.
It's a real pleasure for me to know more about you. Especially thank you
for your stunning photo. They've warmed me from inside. I must say,
that you have a very beautiful eyes and smile. I like it very much when
the woman is smiling. Smile keeps me in a good mood not depending on
weather or hard situations at work. And i hope that you're smiling now
while reading my letter.
I think you want to know something about me? So, I'm almost 29 y.o.,
single, never have been married. My height is 190cm, so, you can see
that i'm a real tall =) and my weight is about 90kg, so i'm not fat! =))
I like sports, my favorite are duel fencing and sword's fighting, also
i'm training hand-to-hand fight. Now i'm living in Moscow, Russian
Federation, and have my own small company of selling wooden doors.
If you want to know more about me, feel free to ask anything! I'll try to answer honestly and in time
Sincerely yours,
SoulcapturerОлолошеньки! Ждем второго стандартного письма и просьбы показать ей свою морду